Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Things that scare The Lollipop Guild.

My blog returns tomorrow with an all new story from my very strange past. Until then, please enjoy this quick snippet!

Things that scare the HELL out of The Lollipop Guild:

The Cotton Candy Mafia

The National Association for the Advancement of Circus Peanuts

The Fudge Packers Union

The Church of Satan and Also Candy Apples

The Praline Liberation Organization

The Bureau of Licorice, Gumdrops and Firearms

The Committee to Beat Hell Out of the Oompa-Loompas

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